[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/a-tuhle-znate\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/a-tuhle-znate\/","headline":"A tuhle zn\u00e1te?","name":"A tuhle zn\u00e1te?","description":"Vtip. Kdo by n\u011bjak\u00fd neznal.Snad jen zap\u0161kl\u00fd \u0161karohl\u00edd. Vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed vtip\u016f se v\u011bt\u0161inou dob\u0159e uj\u00edm\u00e1 na r\u016fzn\u00fdch oslav\u00e1ch \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Silvestr \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 svatba \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 narozeniny V ka\u017ed\u00e9m takov\u00e9m spole\u010denstv\u00ed se v\u011bt\u0161inou najde alespo\u0148 jeden bavi\u010d, kter\u00fd se r\u00e1d ujme \u00fakolu pobavit v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9. A\u0165 cht\u011bj\u00ed nebo necht\u011bj\u00ed. Fenom\u00e9n \u201evtip\u201c se neust\u00e1le vyv\u00edj\u00ed, co\u017e lze dok\u00e1zat t\u00edm, \u017ee je rozd\u011blen do n\u011bkolika skupin. Jsou vtipy o –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0159idi\u010d\u00edch –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 blond \u017een\u00e1ch –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 d\u011btech –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 policistech –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 zv\u00ed\u0159atech –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 a tak bychom mohli pokra\u010dovat, s\u00a0rozd\u011blen\u00edm, je\u0161t\u011b dlouho a dlouho. N\u011bkter\u00e9 vtipy vznikaj\u00ed z re\u00e1ln\u00e9ho z\u00e1kladu. \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nap\u0159\u00edklad se lze docela dob\u0159e pobavit p\u0159i \u010dten\u00ed pozn\u00e1mek, od rozzloben\u00e9 pan\u00ed u\u010ditelky, v \u017e\u00e1kovsk\u00e9 kn\u00ed\u017ece. Vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed vtip\u016f je v\u0161ak velice o\u0161emetn\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost. \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nejhor\u0161\u00ed situace nast\u00e1v\u00e1, kdy\u017e vyprav\u011b\u010d dokon\u010d\u00ed a nikdo nehne ani brvou. \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed situace v\u0161ak p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed ve chv\u00edli, kdy se p\u0159eci jen n\u011bkdo sm\u011bje. \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u00e1m a samotn\u00fd vyprav\u011b\u010d, zato v\u0161ak z pln\u00fdch plic. N\u00e1jem se d\u00e1 zaplatit i vtipn\u011b Lid\u00e9 jsou posedl\u00ed rekordy a sna\u017e\u00ed se je vytv\u00e1\u0159et ve v\u0161ech oblastech sv\u00e9ho kon\u00e1n\u00ed. A tak se tomu nevyhnuly ani vtipy. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nejdel\u0161\u00ed dobu vydr\u017eel vtipy vypr\u00e1v\u011bt jeden kolumbijsk\u00fd komik, kter\u00fd se nezastavil cel\u00fdch osmdes\u00e1t \u0161est hodin. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vlastn\u011b zastavil. M\u011bl ka\u017edou hodinu n\u00e1rok na p\u011btiminutovou p\u0159est\u00e1vku. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A proto\u017ee vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed vtip\u016f nen\u00ed vlastn\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 sranda, byl pro jistotu p\u0159\u00edtomen l\u00e9ka\u0159, kter\u00fd hl\u00eddal jeho zdravotn\u00ed stav. Pro\u010d to v\u0161echno d\u011blal?Pot\u0159eboval z\u00edskat pen\u00edze aby –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 zaplatil n\u00e1jem –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 u\u017eivil sv\u00e9 d\u011bti –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 pomohl d\u011btem, kter\u00e9 za\u017eily n\u00e1sil\u00ed. Kanadsk\u00e9 vt\u00edpky? N\u011bkdy jsou smrteln\u00e9 Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed kapitolou jsou \u017eert\u00edky kanadsk\u00e9.Tam je pot\u0159eba si vybrat p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161nou ob\u011b\u0165, na jej\u00ed\u017e konto se v\u0161ichni pobav\u00ed. Krom t\u00e9 ob\u011bti, pochopiteln\u011b. Dokud se jedn\u00e1 jen o nevinn\u00e9 la\u0161kov\u00e1n\u00ed \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 z\u00e1chodov\u00e1 m\u00edsa, p\u0159elepen\u00e1 pr\u016fsvitn\u00fdm igelitem \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 vypu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed n\u011bkolika cvr\u010dk\u016f v\u00a0kancel\u00e1\u0159i d\u00e1 se to ust\u00e1t a mo\u017en\u00e1 se i pobavit. N\u011bkdy se to ale p\u0159e\u017eene a jde i o \u017eivot. To u\u017e ale asi neb\u00fdv\u00e1 moc vtipn\u00e9.","datePublished":"2020-09-19","dateModified":"2023-05-30","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c61c2d82e330ff9c70cf023b4c62d411e8407bcb38f85df591fa270717754b44?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c61c2d82e330ff9c70cf023b4c62d411e8407bcb38f85df591fa270717754b44?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"osmip.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/art280906_16x9_20260617_182222_kA0WSL.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/art280906_16x9_20260617_182222_kA0WSL.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.osmip.cz\/a-tuhle-znate\/","about":["Produkty"],"wordCount":423,"articleBody":"Vtip. Kdo by n\u011bjak\u00fd neznal.Snad jen zap\u0161kl\u00fd \u0161karohl\u00edd.Vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed vtip\u016f se v\u011bt\u0161inou dob\u0159e uj\u00edm\u00e1 na r\u016fzn\u00fdch oslav\u00e1ch \u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Silvestr\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 svatba\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 narozeninyV ka\u017ed\u00e9m takov\u00e9m spole\u010denstv\u00ed se v\u011bt\u0161inou najde alespo\u0148 jeden bavi\u010d, kter\u00fd se r\u00e1d ujme \u00fakolu pobavit v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9. A\u0165 cht\u011bj\u00ed nebo necht\u011bj\u00ed.Fenom\u00e9n \u201evtip\u201c se neust\u00e1le vyv\u00edj\u00ed, co\u017e lze dok\u00e1zat t\u00edm, \u017ee je rozd\u011blen do n\u011bkolika skupin. Jsou vtipy o–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0159idi\u010d\u00edch–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 blond \u017een\u00e1ch–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 d\u011btech–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 policistech–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 zv\u00ed\u0159atech–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 a tak bychom mohli pokra\u010dovat, s\u00a0rozd\u011blen\u00edm, je\u0161t\u011b dlouho a dlouho.N\u011bkter\u00e9 vtipy vznikaj\u00ed z re\u00e1ln\u00e9ho z\u00e1kladu.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nap\u0159\u00edklad se lze docela dob\u0159e pobavit p\u0159i \u010dten\u00ed pozn\u00e1mek, od rozzloben\u00e9 pan\u00ed u\u010ditelky, v \u017e\u00e1kovsk\u00e9 kn\u00ed\u017ece.Vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed vtip\u016f je v\u0161ak velice o\u0161emetn\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nejhor\u0161\u00ed situace nast\u00e1v\u00e1, kdy\u017e vyprav\u011b\u010d dokon\u010d\u00ed a nikdo nehne ani brvou.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed situace v\u0161ak p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed ve chv\u00edli, kdy se p\u0159eci jen n\u011bkdo sm\u011bje.\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u00e1m a samotn\u00fd vyprav\u011b\u010d, zato v\u0161ak z pln\u00fdch plic.\tN\u00e1jem se d\u00e1 zaplatit i vtipn\u011bLid\u00e9 jsou posedl\u00ed rekordy a sna\u017e\u00ed se je vytv\u00e1\u0159et ve v\u0161ech oblastech sv\u00e9ho kon\u00e1n\u00ed. A tak se tomu nevyhnuly ani vtipy.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nejdel\u0161\u00ed dobu vydr\u017eel vtipy vypr\u00e1v\u011bt jeden kolumbijsk\u00fd komik, kter\u00fd se nezastavil cel\u00fdch osmdes\u00e1t \u0161est hodin.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vlastn\u011b zastavil. M\u011bl ka\u017edou hodinu n\u00e1rok na p\u011btiminutovou p\u0159est\u00e1vku.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A proto\u017ee vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed vtip\u016f nen\u00ed vlastn\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 sranda, byl pro jistotu p\u0159\u00edtomen l\u00e9ka\u0159, kter\u00fd hl\u00eddal jeho zdravotn\u00ed stav.Pro\u010d to v\u0161echno d\u011blal?Pot\u0159eboval z\u00edskat pen\u00edze aby–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 zaplatil n\u00e1jem–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 u\u017eivil sv\u00e9 d\u011bti–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 pomohl d\u011btem, kter\u00e9 za\u017eily n\u00e1sil\u00ed.\tKanadsk\u00e9 vt\u00edpky? N\u011bkdy jsou smrteln\u00e9\tZvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed kapitolou jsou \u017eert\u00edky kanadsk\u00e9.Tam je pot\u0159eba si vybrat p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161nou ob\u011b\u0165, na jej\u00ed\u017e konto se v\u0161ichni pobav\u00ed. Krom t\u00e9 ob\u011bti, pochopiteln\u011b.Dokud se jedn\u00e1 jen o nevinn\u00e9 la\u0161kov\u00e1n\u00ed\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 z\u00e1chodov\u00e1 m\u00edsa, p\u0159elepen\u00e1 pr\u016fsvitn\u00fdm igelitem\u00b7\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 vypu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed n\u011bkolika cvr\u010dk\u016f v\u00a0kancel\u00e1\u0159id\u00e1 se to ust\u00e1t a mo\u017en\u00e1 se i pobavit. N\u011bkdy se to ale p\u0159e\u017eene a jde i o \u017eivot. To u\u017e ale asi neb\u00fdv\u00e1 moc vtipn\u00e9.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                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